Yooo I'm Darek & I like your face, you're looking very cute today.
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slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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I want to wear thigh highs and kick ass

Me: Seriously, you don’t have to worry about doing your hair, putting on makeup, or even showering. I’m so fucking jealous, I hate you

Dog: *licks balls*

Me: God, you’re adorable

submissive-baby-girl:

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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