When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
I love the 50 shades of grey trailer
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
I want to wear thigh highs and kick ass
Me: Seriously, you don’t have to worry about doing your hair, putting on makeup, or even showering. I’m so fucking jealous, I hate you
Dog: *licks balls*
Me: God, you’re adorable
when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies